Curtains

  I'm not sure why, Jake has decided he likes laying under my curtains, this is a new thing. Pete says it's because the outside walls are cooler, he's only started doing it after it got warm outside. I just don't know. I don't want it to happen. Curtains cost a lot of money, okay hemming the curtains costs a lot of money. If your like like me, and can't sew.

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  I'm not sure what to do about it. When I tell him to move, he just looks at me like i'm crazy. I'm sure he's thinking,  I'm on the FLOOR leave me alone. I'M A GOOD BOY   Poor thing I must be confusing him.